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Fantastic Four: The Best Screenplay Ever!

I'm serious. A movie is pretty much a guaranteed success with gems like this one
How do you fight something that eats planets?


I mean, the epistemological, metaphysical, existential, and most importantly, strategical questions posed by this one question are pretty limitless. How can you stop something that eats your environment whole, like a rattlesnake does a mouse. Heavy shit.

And, actually, am I going absolutely batshit, wasn't this slated for release months ago? I feel like I went through this same exact thought process eons ago. Smart move, Fox, I hope you added more philosophical gems to what I'm sure is a masterpiece in schlocky, pretty average cinema that distracts from more important issues and further deadens the masses ability to be human beings.

Thanks in advance.
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"Seeing that before long I must confront humanity with the most difficult demand ever made of it, it seems indispensable to me to say who I am. Really, one should know it, for I have not left myself "without testimony." But the disproportion between the greatness of my task and the smallness of my contemporaries has found expression in the fact that one has neither heard nor even seen me. I live on my own credit; is it perhaps a mere prejudice that I live? ... I need only to speak with one of the "educated" who come to the Upper Engadine for the summer, and I am convinced that I do not live ... Under these circumstances I have a duty against which my habits, even more the pride of my instincts, revolt at bottom, namely, to say: Hear me! For I am such and such a person. Above all, do not mistake me for someone else!" - Nietzsche, Ecce Homo